i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT
OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND
SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT BUT NO
IT OPENED THIS FUCKING PAGE
GOD
DAMN
brilliant
That is amazing.
Ha
Tracks
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Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
when ur listenin to music
and someone tries to talk to u
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Misty Mountains Cold - Tay Zonday
Holy shit. I was NOT expecting that voice to come out of that face. Wow.
I just threw my laptop across my bed
I don’t know how to feel
I HAVEN’T HEARD THIS DUDE’S NAME IN FOREVER OMG
Tay is an awesome guy…
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS.
He’s come a long way from chocolate rain
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You know out of context this looks really horrifying and strange.
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GPOY
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HAHAHAH! Dying!
HUMAN HELP
IT’S FOLLOWED ME ALL THE WAY HERE
i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
and im waiting for my parents reaction
”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens
you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i:
Dial-Up sound 700% slower
My cats actually lost their shit when I played this. They went wide eyed and started running about like they hit the nip or something
I just thought of a really really awesome use for this sound. *insert silent maniacal laugh to self*
My dog just screamed in pain
I think we just summoned Satan
So I thought this was going to be loud and screechy like normal dial-up and then it ended up being the most eerie, unsettling horror music ever. Why is that so fitting…? *Hides*
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER
One of the most obnoxious sounds in the world has suddenly become a hauntingly beautiful horror soundscape.
My phone rang while this was playing and I fucking screamed
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me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
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